Nine Cutting Fingers

34th Generation GrandMaster

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The Arch Angel Gabriel

Jesus is watching

A burglar breaks into a house in the middle of the night.
He creeps around, shining his flashlight looking for something good.
then he hears a voice that says "Jesus is watching".
Surprised, he turns, and sees a parrot. He smiles and says "that was you?"
the parrot says "yup". the thief smiles and asks "what's your name?",
the parrot said "Moses". the thief rolls his eyes and said "Moses?,
what kind of people would name their parrot Moses?" the parrot said,
"the same kind that would name their rottweiler Jesus!"