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Jesus is watching

A burglar breaks into a house in the middle of the night.
He creeps around, shining his flashlight looking for something good.
then he hears a voice that says "Jesus is watching".
Surprised, he turns, and sees a parrot. He smiles and says "that was you?"
the parrot says "yup". the thief smiles and asks "what's your name?",
the parrot said "Moses". the thief rolls his eyes and said "Moses?,
what kind of people would name their parrot Moses?" the parrot said,
"the same kind that would name their rottweiler Jesus!"

Reading Test

Don't Panic !

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.


Douglas Adams' The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, 1978. On the existence of God.